Impress your friends with your useless knowledge...


If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. Gross

The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing. I'm checking out Jim's pupils the next time a busty chick walks by him :o)

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. I'm screwed... I sneeze like 20 times a day

Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game. I need to start playing soccer

Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Hmmm?? I wonder why

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!! Gross