Thanks to an unfortunate dinner at Taco Bueno, I have lost all imaginative. It is hard to be creative when you have only eaten 3 Saltines and a half of a ginger ale in the last 20 hours. However... I found these New Years Resolutions and though they were perfect..... :o)

Spend more time watching TV / movies.
Chat more over phone / Internet.
Read less.
I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Procrastinate more.
Drink. Drink some more.
Start being superstitious.
Spend more time at work.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!